Re: OT:Primary reason not to buy Lord of the Rings DVD

You'd be a fool to buy it in November. Everyone knows there will be a Special Collector's Edition double movie set next November. But don't buy that one either, because the Super-Duper Collector's Edition Trilogy will be available the following November. That one's just for suckers though, because the November after that, they will release the Ultimate Mega-Enhanced One True Trilogy box set. That's the one to get, because in February of 2011 they will stop production of that version and start taking preorders for the 10th Anniversary Ultra-Neato Superfan Edition, which will have all-new digital effects superimposed over everything and a new "Jar-Jar Binks" character inserted into every scene.

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